Since I now have internet access in my room, this post will be mainly photos accompanied by a wee bit o' commentary, as they say here.
First up, the all important question of food:

To my slight (ok, great) disappointment, here they don't seem to call baked potatoes "jacket potatoes" as they did in London. Luckily, the lack of an excellent name does not detract from the deliciousness. Appropriately, a big old cheese and bean potato was my first meal in Scotland - as this place is just down the Royal Mile I feel I will be frequenting it on a regular basis. One delicacy on the menu which I am hesitant to try: haggis samosas. Yes, you heard me. Once I finally work up the nerve to give haggis a try, maybe then I will give the samosas a chance... but for now, no thanks!

Speaking of haggis... seeing as this cafe is just up the street (towards the castle), maybe I will make it a requirement that all vistors attend the free tasting? (and yes, there is such a thing as vegetarian haggis, so there's no way of getting out of this one.)
Dinner on night #2 was at the Elephant House cafe, "birthplace" of Harry Potter:

With a view of the castle like that, no wonder J.K. was inspired. Another window faces Heriot's School, apparently the model for Hogwarts. No pictures of my dinner, as all I had was a burger with crisps (I'm catching on!) followed by a cup of tea. While the large sign out front announcing the Elephant House's status as the birthplace of HP screams tourist trap, it was actually quite nice inside. Apparently students come here often, as it's close to the university.
Nothing, however, screams tourist trap quite like a fudge shop:

Despite my deep love for tourist fudge (for those of you who were unaware of this deep love, let me reassure you that I am not being sarcastic, as any member of my family can attest), I did not buy any fudge. Or even go inside, or linger by the window. Temptation is hard to resist, so I imagine I will one day give in. First, I have to find a deep fried mars bar... mmm.
Moving on from food, and carrying on with tourist traps, I revise my earlier statement: if anything screams tourist trap (or more specifically "Touriste Trappe")
even more than a fudge shop, its "Ye Olde Christmas Shoppe":

Kind of weird to have shops like this just down the street - especially the ones selling all things Scottish (beach towels which look like kilts when worn around the waist, anyone?). Especially the ones selling all things Scottish which also blare bagpipe music all day long, meaning that whenever I step outside I can hear it. Bets on how long it takes for me to get sick of that?
Amongst all things Scottish, of course, is Nessie:


I should have taken a picture of the left side of this box: it features a bearded man, probably as old as Loch Ness, with arms outstretched towards a question mark, ready and waiting to reveal the monster's deep dark secrets. I am thinking this is one attraction I can skip.

One of many kilt makers on the Royal Mile. Please note: the Bonnie Prince Charlie Jacket and Vest are now available for the low low price of 199 pounds (just under $400 CAD).
Best way to get your photo taken by thousands and thousands of tourists: bagpipe busking.

Thankfully, playing the bagpipes outside on our section of the Royal Mile (called the Lawnmarket) was banned by law last year - the closest pipers are a block away near George IV bridge.
Even if you wear a kilt, you are asking to get your photo taken by complete strangers. Who may ask to pose with you. Even on your wedding day.

(I guess it's a bit hard to see, but the groom is in full Scottish dress.)
Now this final attraction (for now) is one I have been pretty pumped about:

In fact, our residence is partly subsidising a trip this Saturday. Since I've met a bunch of lit people here already, and most are planning to come, it should be quite awesome. Pubs and literature - both soon to become fixtures of my life in Edinburgh.
Of course, there is much more to come - namely photos of actual historical buildings and monuments (I promise you, I paid attention to much more than Nessie keychains). I guess you have to register to make comments, but I would love to hear from any of you who are reading this - if you don't want to register, please email or facebook me. Now that my internet is up and running I will try to do a better job of staying in touch. Until next time, cheers! (hehe)